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Germany toy maker Simba sells dolls with clothes and accessories designed by Paris Hilton, reports Deutsche Welle. The dolls weren’t made to look like her however. That was probably the original plan but Paris didn’t approve the final prototype because it was too real, wonk eye and everything. Yes I love Paris and she is interesting in a very weird sense of the word, but she is such a fun target sometimes. Anyway, it has also been reported in the same article from Deutsche Welle that Paris was once approached with the idea of a love doll Paris Hilton. Did she approve it? Not hot! “This company was like, ‘They’ll sell for $50,000 each, it’ll be the real-life you. And I’m like, ‘I really don’t want a real-life me with anyone, anywhere.’”
Paris Hilton is currently promoting her latest movie The Hottie and The Nottie. Can that Nottie girl get any fuglier? The title should be Exorcist: Heiress Possessed with that ugly girl as Paris after the Devil takes her soul. The story could be about a rich girl who sells her soul to the Devil because her grandfather drops her off his will and so she has to take a job at Carls Jr and….Ok that sounds too close to reality! Anyway so Paris is promoting her new movie which I’m pretty curious to catch. You see Paris has been seeing an acting coach! E! Online reports she said “I think a lot of people see me from the The Simple Life. I’ve been doing that show for five seasons, and it’s a reality show. People think that is really how I am. It’s not, though. I’ve been working with Ivana Chubbuck, who is an incredible acting coach, and I worked very hard for this. Now they will take me seriously.” She also talked to E! about her other movie project, Repo! The Genetic Opera “I just did a movie with Darren Lynn Bousman, who directed the Saw films. And Paul Sorvino plays my father, and Sarah Brightman plays my nemesis. It’s a musical horror film, and I’m never blond in the movie at all. I always have different hair, different eyes. You could never tell it’s me in every scene. I play Amber Sweet, she’s the daughter of the guy who owns the company, and she’s a little demented and crazy. She’s obsessed with plastic surgery, always changing the way she looks, because she wants to get all this approval.” That Carl’s Jr commercial and The Simple Life didn’t showcase much acting skills from Paris (nor did they require any) so these 2 movie projects have gotten me quite curious to see Ms. Hilton in action in front of the camera (no sex tape reference please!).
Paris Hilton went to Harvard. Of course not to study! She dropped by the universe’s best school ever to accept her Woman of the Year award from the Harvard Lampoon.
“Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine standing here. It’s really exciting and I’ve had such a great time,” she told the 100 something students who came. 100? I can’t believe the whole of Harvard didn’t show up to greet this girl wonder!
Oh well, Paris did get special treatment at the Liberty hotel. They hooked her up with a presidential suite at no charge complete with pink flowers and coke (the drink, silly!).
At a bar in the hotel called “Alibi”, our Woman of the Year’s mugshot from last year’s DUI arrest was displayed. Paris signed the award and joked, “I like my mug shot. I think I have a really great mug shot. It looks like a magazine shoot.”
Yeah I like it too but you did come from some awards show (where Sarah Silverman made those really lame jokes. It can be fun and easy to poke at Paris sometimes but those jokes did suck! I can’t stand Silverman), took off your gown and had the picture taken. Nicole Richie’s mugshot however was taken right after her DUI arrest. And she came out with the cuter mugshot.
Good luck on your next mugshot though! No, I take it back. It doesn’t matter if you think the last one looked fit for a magazine cover. Drinking and driving is NOT hot!
Paris Hilton’s album actually didn’t suck. To be honest (and at the risk of public shame) I actually enjoy some of her songs. She does go on and on though too much about how she can sing. Although some people have backed her up. And by “some” people I mean Nicky Hilton and Tinkerbell. Just kidding. Some people she worked with. Here’s Paris singing at some Boston party this week. She sure looks squeezed in and ready to pop out from that dress! I don’t think she got her Ta Ta’s done. More like she’s wearing the best bra money can buy.
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