Paris goes to Harvard

Posted by parisfan

February 9, 2008 |

Paris Hilton went to Harvard. Of course not to study! She dropped by the universe’s best school ever to accept her Woman of the Year award from the Harvard Lampoon.

“Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine standing here. It’s really exciting and I’ve had such a great time,” she told the 100 something students who came.

100? I can’t believe the whole of Harvard didn’t show up to greet this girl wonder!

Oh well, Paris did get special treatment at the Liberty hotel. They hooked her up with a presidential suite at no charge complete with pink flowers and coke (the drink, silly!).

At a bar in the hotel called “Alibi”, our Woman of the Year’s mugshot from last year’s DUI arrest was displayed. Paris signed the award and joked, “I like my mug shot. I think I have a really great mug shot. It looks like a magazine shoot.”

Yeah I like it too but you did come from some awards show (where Sarah Silverman made those really lame jokes. It can be fun and easy to poke at Paris sometimes but those jokes did suck! I can’t stand Silverman), took off your gown and had the picture taken. Nicole Richie’s mugshot however was taken right after her DUI arrest. And she came out with the cuter mugshot.

Good luck on your next mugshot though! No, I take it back. It doesn’t matter if you think the last one looked fit for a magazine cover. Drinking and driving is NOT hot!