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Tonight on MTV, PARIS will reveal her new BFF. Who will it be Vanessa (fake) or Brittney (lesser of the fakes). Personally, neither of them would have been my pick. I liked the nice, quiet shy girl, but we all know that a girl like that would never survive the trials and tribulations that go hand in hand with Paris’s lifestyle. I must say, I scoffed at the idea of this show when I first saw it advertised on MTV but I tuned in anyway. Is it a great show? No, not particularly. It is “watchable” however, and I have tuned in for quite a few of the episodes. Who was craziest? Um, can’t name one in particular–quite a few of them were borderline nutjobs but Onch was the most entertaining to me. I was sort of sad to see Onch go. I loved when he took his Bare Minerals make-up off to reveal his true self—THAT WAS CLASSIC! I also loved how he said he wanted to take off the makeup because best friends do that at sleep overs. Another great episode was the visit from Perez Hilton–he is a riot. So here I am waiting for Paris to announce her choice. She took both gals to NY. Brittney was taken on a helicopter ride and to a high end clothing store and was treated to a $1,000 sundae. Vanessa was taken to lunch, bought a BFF ring and also a best friends day at the spa. Both girls when recounting their days to the opposition were green with envy. But somehow, Vanessa just always came off so evil to me. I just don’t trust her. Finally she is going to announce her BFF. Why she has them all dressed up in these strange dresses with their hair all done up as if they were in a period piece I don’t know, but here it goes. Please be Brittney… Please be Brittney. Paris just left the scene and said she couldn’t make the announcement. Hmm… maybe two bffs? Maybe neither. They are re-newing the show from what I have heard. There is still 10 minutes left so lets see what she comes back with. The girls were both driven to a location. It is some sort of hotel. Brittney goes in first and it is a masquerade party. Paris tells her she won’t be joining her in “her” life. CUTS to Vanessa in the hotel room who is reading a note saying she is not the bff. OUCH! A DEAR JANE LETTER! That was harsh, but better to be alone and embarrassed than in a room with party guests right? Camera goes back to the party and there Paris is finishing her statement. You can’t join me in my life… you can join me in ours: You are my new BFF! Are you ready for a crazy life? So ladies and gentlemen, there we have it. Paris has chosen her new bff and Brittney has now won the role of a lifetime. Look for her new album to hit stores featuring Paris soon… it is of course inevitable! Have a great night! Comments |
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